it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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