I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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