My friends, they love my intelligence
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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