omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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