So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
