I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
you never un-have a 4some
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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