I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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