I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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