it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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