Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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