Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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