What did we do last night that was yellow?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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