Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
