I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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