You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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