So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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