Small penises have feelings too.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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