Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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