Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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