why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
high people should be assigned attendants
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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