Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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