she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He has the fingertips of a God
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