i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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