so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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