"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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