dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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