Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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