it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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