so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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