THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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