i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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