You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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