Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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