i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
where are my eyebrows?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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