Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He has the fingertips of a God
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