Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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