She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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