You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
