Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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