Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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