I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It was confusing and full of hummus
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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