super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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