Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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