So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
