i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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