Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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