I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You were trust falling into bushes
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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