Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You're breaking my sexual little heart
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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