His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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