I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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