I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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